Ghost Gas:More Ghost Jokes!

More Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other ghost at the graveyard party?
"I see dead people!"

What did the silly ghost slip on?
A "boo-nana" peel.

What's a ghost with a broken foot called?
A hobblin' goblin.

Who's the most important player on the ghost hockey team?
The "ghoulie."

Did hear about the ghost with sensitive hearing?
It's kind of "earie."

What kind of rocks do ghosts collect?
Tombstones.

Where did the ghost family go for vacation?
The Dead Sea.

What do sleepy ghosts drink to keep them awake?
Coffee with scream and sugar.