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GHOST JOKES
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What do ghosts take for chest
colds?
"Coffin drops." |
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Where do most ghosts live?
On dead end streets. |
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Did hear about
the ghost with sensitive hearing?
It's kind of "earie." |
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What kind of rocks do ghosts collect?
Tombstones. |
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Where did the ghost
family go for vacation?
The Dead Sea. |
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What did one ghost say to
the other ghost at the graveyard party?
"I see dead people!" |
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What did the silly ghost
slip on?
A "boo-nana" peel. |
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What's a ghost with a broken
foot called?
A hobblin' goblin. |
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Who's the most important player
on the
ghost hockey
team?
The "ghoulie." |
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What's a ghost with a bell
called?
A dead ringer. |
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What do sleepy
ghosts drink to keep them awake?
Coffee with scream and sugar. |
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What happens when
you mix beans and ghosts?
You get ghost gas! |
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